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Watcher in the water

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 Watcher in the water I am the watcher in the dark He who never sleeps. With skin as tough as bark Seeing every creature that creeps, on this vast earth there is no one out of my sight no one that can escape my might, for Long have a stared unblinkingly from the abyss waiting, for my prey to come to me for I am patience itself. Long before the first creature had taken its first breath I drifted in the void time has lost its effect on me. Occasionally some unlucky sailors happen on my lair and I feed once again, not to sate any hunger. Simply because it is expected of me It has been so long I know nothing else now. For when I raise my monstrous head they already know their doom. Long before they can see the vastness of my form Long before they hear the snapping of my enormous limbs they feel me at the edge of my senses. No one who ever seen me has been able to tell the tale Many did live none with their minds intact for I am the watcher in the deep my mere presence makes men weep Ou...

There are two sides to everything

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  There are two sides to everything far away in a city unknown a man walked in the busy yet lifeless street   towards a destination unknown on a path yet to be found followed by a past long since forgotten

Hairy and Scary

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  Hairy and Scary Once there was a beast He invited everyone in the village to a feast   What was on the menu, they did not know, but to the feast they did go For the food was free Making their wallets jump with glee

The Speedy Toad

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    The Speedy Toad Behold the speedy toad Driving along the long bendy road He's been driving for a while Enjoying every mile Behold the greedy toad Driving along the bumpy road Driving without a care The speed limit simply isn't fair

Band of Capable Idiots – Chapter One

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About my Book  When I was sixteen, I decided to try my hand at writing a book. At the time, becoming a writer was my dream, so over the Christmas holiday I started writing my very own Band of Capable Idiots. The result is best described as a wild joyride of insanity. Don’t expect Shakespeare or Homer. Expect a sixteen-year-old having fun with a silly, chaotic story. If you enjoy the kind of humour found in Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, or Monty Python, this might be something that piques your interest. The book then sat unedited on my computer for over a decade, and I’m finally in the process of editing it, with the goal of self-publishing it once it’s finished. Below is the first chapter of Band of Capable Idiots. I’d love to hear what you think.

Poem: My Mechanical Mouse

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My Mechanical Mouse Deep within the bowels of my house There lives a mechanical mouse

Dinosaur on a Bus

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