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Hairy and Scary

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  Hairy and Scary Once there was a beast He invited everyone in the village to a feast   What was on the menu, they did not know, but to the feast they did go For the food was free Making their wallets jump with glee

The Speedy Toad

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    The Speedy Toad Behold the speedy toad Driving along the long bendy road He's been driving for a while Enjoying every mile Behold the greedy toad Driving along the bumpy road Driving without a care The speed limit simply isn't fair

Band of Capable Idiots – Chapter One

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About my Book  When I was sixteen, I decided to try my hand at writing a book. At the time, becoming a writer was my dream, so over the Christmas holiday I started writing my very own Band of Capable Idiots. The result is best described as a wild joyride of insanity. Don’t expect Shakespeare or Homer. Expect a sixteen-year-old having fun with a silly, chaotic story. If you enjoy the kind of humour found in Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, or Monty Python, this might be something that piques your interest. The book then sat unedited on my computer for over a decade, and I’m finally in the process of editing it, with the goal of self-publishing it once it’s finished. Below is the first chapter of Band of Capable Idiots. I’d love to hear what you think.

Poem: My Mechanical Mouse

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My Mechanical Mouse Deep within the bowels of my house There lives a mechanical mouse

Dinosaur on a Bus

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Oops, I should not have said that!

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